coffeeandcheesecake:

#trying to ruin marriage again are we

lord-fucking-voldemort:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

kaylibrianne:

haboku:

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

vajeeper

omfg

lmfao I am crying

‘fart so hard his dick popped out’ that sentence made it perfect

kaitlinmaud:

MassArt pride.

lord-fucking-voldemort:

tobie1kenobi:

#rise-of-the-guardians #tobie1kenobi #zhellyzee #sidero

SCREAMS

theuppitynegras:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

misandrwitch:

Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

Favorite Firefly OTP’s—> Wash and Zoë

meladoodle:

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

lesserdemon:

If you really wanna…

Then all you need to do is just…

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt