scorntrooper:

So why did you start a blog? I did cos I wanted to howl into the void more effectively. Maybe make a few puns at the void. Hurl a few selfies into the void. Hope the void thinks I’m pretty. 

isolemnlysvvear:

the end of the ‘sirius black learns about muggle appliances’ is sirius black, being on a plane for the first time with remus

and they board and sirius is like ‘remus. this is like being toothpaste. this feels like a toothpaste tube. we’re minty. we’re going to die.’ remus is like we have not even taken off yet calm down

the engines turn on and sirius just SHRIEKS and grabs remus’ hand so hard it nearly breaks remus’ fingers

halfway through the flight sirius is like ‘I need a cigarette this is terrible’

the flight attendant races over like ‘SIR there’s NO smoking on this flight’ and sirius just whips around like ‘you’re damn RIGHT THERE IS YES THERE IS M8’ and remus is like please excuse him i am so sorry

remus brings calms forté for when sirius gets really nervous (which is, for people who dont know, essentially pills to knock you the FUCK out during transatlantic flights) and sirius just gets HIGH AS BALLS and turns into padfoot and remus is like THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND CANNOT GET WORSE because sirius is just whimpering the entire flight as a dog and the flight attendant comes back over completely baffled for like 8 different reasons but the rest of remus’ interaction with her is basically like

“sir is that dog trying to smoke a cigarette”

“HE MosT CERTAinLY IS NoT”

miaman:

im LAME

djkittymeowmix:

nakdoof:

thewatersensei:

i like how ed just stands completely naked in front of al

#WOW ED #WAY TO FLAUNT YOUR WANG IN FRONT OF YOUR BROTHER #LOOK AL I HAVE A DICK AND YOU DON’T

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

Kuroshitsuji - Ciel & Sebastian

Yes, my lord!

Yes, my lord!

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

queenoftheantz:

There are things I can resist drawing, and things I can not.

hot-as-balls:

has anyone done this yet

professorfangirl:

lupusdraconis:

usagimaree:

gobeautiful:

thelatestkate:

my therapist taught me to start thinking of my anxiety as my panicky friend

it’s working???

this is so cute omg

Woah this is super useful!!

For all my anxious friends out there.

This totally works! Some of us get stuck in the sense that we *are* our emotions, so they overwhelm us and we can’t do anything about them. When you give your emotion an identity separate from you, it gives you the distance to make better judgments about it, and to comfort yourself better. 10/10 therapy veterans would recommend.

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean.